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A baby lies trapped under rubble, she will certainly suffocate, as the mother wails and beats her fists against the collapsed building one rescue worker asks another a simple question, “why?”
“Because Superman is a dick.” is the only reply that is given.
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We don't really talk any more but I hope everything is good with you, you're a really great person. x
Well, thank you. But we can’t talk at all if you’re anon now can we! Let’s remedy that.
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- What’s the situation
- Two blokes and a fuck loada cutlery!!
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