Great, kid! Don't get cocky.

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superdickery:

A baby lies trapped under rubble, she will certainly suffocate, as the mother wails and beats her fists against the collapsed building one rescue worker asks another a simple question, “why?”

“Because Superman is a dick.” is the only reply that is given.

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Anonymous asked:
We don't really talk any more but I hope everything is good with you, you're a really great person. x

Well, thank you. But we can’t talk at all if you’re anon now can we! Let’s remedy that.


xwolves:

This is single greatest thing I have ever seen.
FUUUUCK

xwolves:

This is single greatest thing I have ever seen.

FUUUUCK

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nogodcansaveme:

- What’s the situation- Two blokes and a fuck loada cutlery!! 

nogodcansaveme:

- What’s the situation
- Two blokes and a fuck loada cutlery!! 

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